One man takes the bottle and the men start pulling on Tommy’s arms again. This is such actual bullshit. He could point out that he’s due to turn 18 in a few days, if he’s counting right, but that reeks of desperation and nails down his age. Probably won’t help him. Dan would just take the wine back. “Turning of the tables? Like your lameass is worth the vendetta.”

If the bouncers didn’t have the bottle, he’d tell them to shove it. "I'll go, but I'm going to make your minions work for it."

And he is absolutely going to remember this slight, Terry. He is going to bitch about you at brunch for months.