"Did I say I was a diplomat?" Dan swirls his ale in his glass. "That's a...well, it ain't an inaccurate description of what I do. But no, it ain't how I got into bartending. I got into bartending because I'm broke and I don't got paperwork and I can't read, but I learn fast and ain't too proud for nothing, so bartending's one of the very many jobs I picked up over my life."

He starts to create a cocktail out of the limited offerings they have. He has ice and garnishes, which does a decent amount of the work for him.

"Nah, what I do is go to places where humans and monsters are killing each other, or ghosts are haunting people, and hopefully find a more peaceful solution." He sighs. "And a lot of the time there ain't a peaceful solution to be had, so I try to make it a humane solution."