Oh ho both shoes, okay. I see we're not holding back here.

[Sometimes with strip poker, people do each individual piece of clothing, to drag it out, rather than pairs. The more articles per turn, the quicker the stripping.]

I'll call that, with my...whatever this thing is.

[He tugs on the vest-like garment over his flowy shirt.]

I think it's a jerkin?

[A pause. He turns to Tommy.]

And a pre-emptive hush on the really obvious joke with "jerkin." You seem the type to go for the low-hanging fruit.