[Kon's fingers are steepled like he's at a business meeting and he points them at Gaia like someone pointing in a complimentary way at someone else for dropping the word "synergy" in the right place.]
[His voice is faux casual.]
Cool. Cool. So there's some big world-ending threat. Not really that shocking because why else would you kidnap a bunch of people not hesitant to punch evil in the teeth, right?
Weird cosmic powers grab heroes all the time.
[If anyone thinks this means Kon's cool with it, they're mistaken, though, he's really just being kind of a smartass, pretending like this is all totally reasonable.]
One teeny tiny question, though...
[He practically erupts out of his chair and stomps threateningly towards Gaia. Not all the way, not in a way that suggests he's going to throw down, but in a way that suggests he's barely holding himself back from doing it, regardless of the fact she's a powerful being or not.]
[In his anger, his eyes swirl black and plants mere feet away start to die around him. A butterfly drops out of the air and lands twitching near his feet and then is still. The black at least doesn't vein over his face like before. It's just the eyes.]
What the hell did you do to some of us?!
Why was making some of us go all Village of the Damned part of your stupid plans? Even if you needed people to have powers, before this I could fly! I had super strength, and was invulnerable, and could shoot lasers out of my eyes?
How is this better than having a kajillion other infinitely more useful powers?
[He gestures to the Elves.] You broke something in some of us so bad they were terrified of it. What did you do?
[He points at her.]
I don't have the right eyebrows to be a Disney villain and you know it.
Re: GAIA
[His voice is faux casual.]
Cool. Cool. So there's some big world-ending threat. Not really that shocking because why else would you kidnap a bunch of people not hesitant to punch evil in the teeth, right?
Weird cosmic powers grab heroes all the time.
[If anyone thinks this means Kon's cool with it, they're mistaken, though, he's really just being kind of a smartass, pretending like this is all totally reasonable.]
One teeny tiny question, though...
[He practically erupts out of his chair and stomps threateningly towards Gaia. Not all the way, not in a way that suggests he's going to throw down, but in a way that suggests he's barely holding himself back from doing it, regardless of the fact she's a powerful being or not.]
[In his anger, his eyes swirl black and plants mere feet away start to die around him. A butterfly drops out of the air and lands twitching near his feet and then is still. The black at least doesn't vein over his face like before. It's just the eyes.]
What the hell did you do to some of us?!
Why was making some of us go all Village of the Damned part of your stupid plans? Even if you needed people to have powers, before this I could fly! I had super strength, and was invulnerable, and could shoot lasers out of my eyes?
How is this better than having a kajillion other infinitely more useful powers?
[He gestures to the Elves.] You broke something in some of us so bad they were terrified of it. What did you do?
[He points at her.]
I don't have the right eyebrows to be a Disney villain and you know it.