Ugh, forget about Frodo. I know they [she makes a dismissive gesture towards Gaia and Elrond] keep talking about Sauron and all that, but we're not Frodo. We're Dorothy.

[And Mona fucking loves the Wizard of Oz.]

You can either yell and whine at the tornado, or you can buck up and get those slippers on, hun. One of them's a lot more fun.