I don't actually believe you, but the reasons why would take more metaphysics than we have time for.

[and things have gotten around to the important part]

Not money. Money's easy and right now I don't need much of it. Assurances. A promise, one that you can be held to, with consequences if you break it, that if we get your problem sorted, you will send each of us back to the place we want to go. No matter what. No excuses or asshole genie funny business.