Gary can barely wheeze through his bruised voicebox, but that's not going to stop him from trying with all his might, as he stumbles to his feet, head reeling with pain and suddenly realizing - he's currently blasterless on the sidelines while his kid fights a battle he's way too outclassed to join.
"Why couldn't any of these fairies have been the first to invent laser blasters? What good is magic if it can't make a laser blaster when I need one?"
There's no way he's going to just stand around while Little Cato is in danger. Gary first picks up a rock, throws it at the woman, misses. The second rock knocks her hat off, and the woman shrieks in fury, blocking both of Little Cato's swords and kicking him in the sternum.
"No! Hey! Get your feet off my son, you gorgeous stack of evil broad!"
"I will cover this field with both your entrails! I will make you eat each other's hearts!"
"Oh that's graphic! That's gross! Do you and your sister sit around and make these up ahead of your fights?"
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Gary can barely wheeze through his bruised voicebox, but that's not going to stop him from trying with all his might, as he stumbles to his feet, head reeling with pain and suddenly realizing - he's currently blasterless on the sidelines while his kid fights a battle he's way too outclassed to join.
"Why couldn't any of these fairies have been the first to invent laser blasters? What good is magic if it can't make a laser blaster when I need one?"
There's no way he's going to just stand around while Little Cato is in danger. Gary first picks up a rock, throws it at the woman, misses. The second rock knocks her hat off, and the woman shrieks in fury, blocking both of Little Cato's swords and kicking him in the sternum.
"No! Hey! Get your feet off my son, you gorgeous stack of evil broad!"
"I will cover this field with both your entrails! I will make you eat each other's hearts!"
"Oh that's graphic! That's gross! Do you and your sister sit around and make these up ahead of your fights?"