"Short version: FOX is mad of people an' I told everyone. Rig employees rebelled, execs tried to kill us all, we killed them instead, now we're here, the end."

Saturday snorts. "I think Choseness is like when you forget to unclick the 'yes please tell me about your other offers' on a mailing list or whatever? We accidentally signed up an' now we're stuck til we can find the unsubscribe portal."

She's a little light-headed, and babbling.